A live experiment with Professor Send

Is your inbox slop?

Paste any message — a sales email, a marketing blast, an influencer DM, a dating opener, your own draft — and the Slop-o-Meter grades it. B2B or B2C. Runs entirely in your browser; nothing is sent anywhere. πŸ”¬

slop score
πŸ§‘ Human☣️ Pure workslop
What the meter detected

Your text never leaves this page — the grading runs 100% in your browser.

This is the easy version. It catches the tells. The real problem is the slop you can’t eyeball — going out to clients and regulators, at scale, with no one checking.

…so what if that were solved? →